Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!
How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!"
Synergy |
Strategic Fit |
Gap Analysis |
Best Practice |
Bottom Line |
Revisit |
Bandwith |
Hardball |
Out of the Loop |
Benchmark |
Revisit |
Bandwith |
Hardball |
Out of the Loop |
Benchmark |
Value-Added |
Proactive |
Win-Win |
Think outside the Box |
Fast Track |
Result-Driven |
Empower [or] Empowerment |
Knowledge Base |
Total Quality [or] Quality Driven |
Touch Base |
Mindset |
Client Focus[ed] |
Ball Park |
Game Plan |
Leverage |
"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."-David D., Florida
"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."-Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."-Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third time in two hours"-Kathleen L, Atlanta
The game can even be adapted to the needs of the company you work in. If a special word is used often in your company - e.g. "merger of equals", "business unit", "shareholder value" or any other modern word - you may incorporate it in this template. This could increase the number of "Bullshit!!!" shouts in your meetings or seminars.
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